googleporn

Google hijacking the home page of your browser and keeps itself locked in the code.

Drat. I opened IE and there's that dratted googleporn instead of my Home Page.

by SriArthur December 11, 2012

googleate

To Googleate, this means to research something using Google.

"Hey Terry, just Googleate the Part number and see if anything comes up."

by MPLS Wordsmith April 7, 2014

Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.

Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"

by machBailz May 17, 2007

googlelateral damage

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results

given my past, I dropped a letter from my last name to minimize googlelateral damage

by Pauline Albamar April 22, 2011

googletard

Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.

Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)

by mldailey October 5, 2006

Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.

"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."

by misfitNZ January 11, 2008

googlesnorf

a person with both male and female sex organs that didnt get a sex change when they were born so now they can fuck themselves.

that guy must be a googlesnorf because when i fucked him it he had a pussy and a dick so he did most of the work

by gabbygotslots April 29, 2003