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Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.
by Goobcity January 18, 2015
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goober shot

The act of hitting, slapping or other wise touching in a forcefull manner ones goober. ( penis / goober )

A goober shot can be done to someone else on purpose or accidently.

You can also do it to yourself probably accidently, unless your into punching yourself in the goober. If you are you should report to your nearest mental help facility for evaluation. (see goober)
Me and my cousin were wrestlin and the fool gave me a damn goober shot!!

dont come any closer, im gonna giver a goober shot.

tony's ole lady was so mad she gave him a goober shot.

i was trying to loosen a bolt, the wrench slipped off and i gave myself a damn goober shot.
by tman7727@yahoo.com July 17, 2009
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Goobered

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
by Phil Miller October 9, 2006
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goobersfloggin

1) when there is a hot girl with a bunch of gooberish guys flocking her you would say theres goobersfloggin.

2) any solitary or group of gooberish guys.

goobersfloggin should be said at a slightly higher volume than normal speech and with a german-ish accent.
1) look at all the goobersfloggin!!!

2) what a (bunch of) goobersfloggin!!!
by tim mcnamara July 1, 2008
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goobae

Goo-bae (goo-ba (silent e))
derived from the greek word 'goo' meaning mushed-up or messed-up. Commonly used to describe people with mental retardation problems. This word is very frequently used amongst wogs. Wogs are European settlers who settled in Australia. You are most likely going to hear the word if you go the Fountain Gate or Lygon street.

Synonyms
Poomba
Dill
Retard
Nutter
Not-all-there
A-bit-off
James-Venning
1st wog
"Did you see Ronaldo's goal last night?"
2nd wog
"Heck no you goobae, I don't go for Man United"

Joy Venning is a goobae
by moodeee September 29, 2009
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Globee

Varition of 'globalist'. A derogatory or pejorative term for one who believes that the human race, if united under one government, would achieve many great things. Implies disapproval or contempt and is meant to be insulting, impolite, or unkind.

1) Used to reference those who hold the idealogical view that nation states should relinquish their sovereignty under a New World Order or global governance.

2) The term is often used in a derogatory fashion to denote the childlike faith or naive assumptions that an all-powerful government is good for the future of humanity.
Walter Cronkite was a big fat globee. He openly called on the U.S. to renounce its sovereignty.

The political elite invent scams like global warming and the globees just eat it up.
by unspy January 8, 2010
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Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.
All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!
by GooberGui ;) April 12, 2019
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