gomer

A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.

That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.

by old lang guy October 12, 2006

gomer

Three or more people in a sexual gangbang or "PYLE"

We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...

by Corbinowitz June 11, 2006

gomer

Derogatory term for an old person.

That gomer is about to croak.

by RobbingTheGrave January 11, 2012

gomer

Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....

"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"

by j.lew August 30, 2003

gomer

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.

Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"

by kOrVe72 December 10, 2010

gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018