gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.
jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.
by Capt. Torque August 24, 2004
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gomer

Three or more people in a sexual gangbang or "PYLE"
We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...
by Corbinowitz June 06, 2006
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gomer

That gomer is about to croak.
by RobbingTheGrave January 10, 2012
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gomer

Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....
"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"
by j.lew August 31, 2003
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gomer

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.
Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"
by kOrVe72 December 06, 2010
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A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.
My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
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Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.
Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.
by Rory O'Doul October 02, 2018
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