Gomer

A lanky person that is also smart

Sheldon Cooper is a gomer.

by Johnny Swifton May 25, 2018

Gomer

A tall, gangly looking loser type guy, who thinks he is all it, simply because he is tall. An overly tall guy who is a Doofis. An ugly tall man. Tall clumsy Dorky guy

All the insecure women swooned over Him, until they realized what a Gomer he was.

by Stray Cat RB October 21, 2018

Gomer

An ugly man, usually with a large, shiny forehead.

God that’s a big forehead—he’s such a Gomer.

by BruhMoment11 August 10, 2020

gomer

a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse

Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch

by Matt April 24, 2005

Gomer

Someone who is involved in the agriculture industry, specifically the livestock production side, but is not involved with the showing industry.

I can't stand freedies. Gomers are half as bad. They just don't have the swag. #StuntinIssaHabit

by Phatho May 20, 2017

gomer

A person who mooches Marijuana, is rarely seen with his own stash.

Someone who will readily smoke your weed without matching with some of his.

A person who will get cut in on a joint or a bowl and suck half the thing down or double/triple hoot.

That gomer better not expect to be cut in again.

I don't want Bill to come along this time, he's such a gomer.

by Daniel Felix S.R. April 8, 2003

Gomer

The most horrible insult there ever is. Making fun of sexuality,race,sex, and everything else you can make fun of. It is the what some would say the uber insult.

Stupid noob your a fucking gomer!

by Mark Whitehurst October 27, 2004