Gorbachev's Law

Gorbachev's Law, also referred as Law of Soviet Union Collapse, is the idea that any attempt to Perestroika like reformism or gradually changing like on Perestroika will lead into the collapse of a government or even into the dissolution of the country itself or, in the best case, lead into a radical change in the country without collapse the country nor the government. Furthermore, the Gorbachev's Law is the idea that if someone want to gradually change their beliefs in a Perestroika like way, will eventually lead into a completely rupture of the former beliefs and get new beliefs, the term was created to reffer to several esoteric atheists who gradually reformed from full esoteric into full atheists by supporting and even sharing atheist ideas on social media, even the opposite can also happen.

"Gorbachev's Law is really common on social media as well, it's not hard to see that on left-wing politgram and even in the right-wing politgram, and even in the classic example that originated this law, esoteric people on social media becoming atheist because of atheist pression and sharing atheist content on social media."

by Full Monteirism March 25, 2021

gorbachev

Just before a man has sex with a woman on the rag, he pulls out her bloody tampon, swings it in the air like a cowboy roping a bull, and smackers her on the forehead leaving a bloody replica birthmark of the former Soviet leader.

I gave that dirty bitch a gorbachev!

by Random Fuckin Hero January 3, 2009

Gooback

A friend named joe who usually wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, on the floor with the back of his sweatshirt covered in a semen appearing substance.

Joe did it again fuckin gooback! They took er jobs!!

by CashP January 4, 2014

Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

by MIKE August 28, 2003

The Gorbachev

Sex move in which a bald man rubs his head in the vagina of a menstrating female until his head looks like the ex-Soviet leader's.

The Gorbachev is like falling asleep in a bowl of marinara sauce-that smells like fish.

by Javid1236 March 28, 2009

Mikhail Gorbachev

When an unconscious person's head is shaved, someone ejaculates on the person's head. The ejaculation is the mixed with red food coloring giving the appearance of the crimson birthmark on the top of his/her bald head of the former leader of the Soviet Union.

Rocko gave Natasha a Mikhail Gorbachev after she had too much vodka!

by Jesus420 June 29, 2006

Gomba

In old Persian which is the language of the great people of Neyshabur Gomba is used to describe someone who is heavy and has a big belly that stands out a mile.

Person 1: Do you know where the clerk is?
Person 2: Which clerk? The thin one or the Gomba one?

by Teacher Dehnavi August 17, 2018