goathanger

One who Loses to Abzurath, but thinks he can kick his ass in real life.
or
One who's Wang is of proficient size.
or
or two hangers fasioned to resemble a goat.

OUCH !!!! don't touch my goathanger.
Man you are such a goathanger.

by Goat'sdaddy July 9, 2004

Goliath

When you're done banging a really fat girl and you finished into a condom. You take the condom off, stretch it out really far like a sling shot, and shoot your nut right at the centre of her forehead. Like a modern day David.

Cody: I got super drunk last night, and brought home Beckys fat friend. The sex was whatever, so after I finished I took the condom off and goliathed her.

by Goliathsdavid March 1, 2019

Shave-id and Goliath

Right after you perform a pube overhaul, and no longer have any pubes, whether being on your grundle, balls or fupa, if you obtain a boner, thou shalt dub it Shave-id and Goliath.

I just did a pube overhaul. Check out Shave-id and Goliath.

by W0nt0ns00p April 24, 2009

gopinathan

possessing a triple black belt, often scoobin around, scrubish qualities, abbr. gopi,

A: your being a real gopinathan today
B: fuck you

by Jdogg1212 October 10, 2011

david and goliath

A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.

Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"

by Detwiler November 7, 2007

david and goliath

You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.

I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.

by CRAZYMOFOBEAST August 11, 2009

asshole goliath

a giant asshole of goliath proportions. basically poop

you fucking asshole goliath! get your dick out of my ass!

by awesome awesome mann November 29, 2006