Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022

Goldstine

To deny one's jewish ethnicity

Ryan is a complete goldstine, he claims he's not jewish but we all know better.

by HarryOne January 14, 2008

Goldstar lesbian

The lesbian who has collected the most golden stars in class for good behaviour.

Teacher: And today yet another gold star for Lisa! You have collected 15 stars this week, that makes you this week's goldstar lesbian. Good job!

by Siraxta June 2, 2023

Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences

A high school in Brooklyn that is competitive to get into and is located in Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn on the campus of Kingsborough Community College. Most of the teachers are nice and teach well and the students are nice aswell. There's a nice view from the windows and if you stick with the right people, Goldstein is a great school!

"Hey, do you go to Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences"
"Yeah, its cool but Hudson is killing me"

by hittheroad646 September 16, 2020

goldsteined

To get black out drunk after one beer. The best of the best will manage to get black out drunk five nights a week. Only to then attempt to sleep with every girl in the vicinity, when that fails, it's on to dudes.

Example #1:
Dude, I totally goldsteined last night!

Example #2:
Oh man, you've goldsteined five nights in a row now!

by JewFanNOT April 4, 2010

Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.

No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a

by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021

Golddust

Golddust- refers to any sexual connotation or sexual phrase. Refers to all aspects of foreplay and sexual intercourse.

Can be used as a noun or a verb as Golddust can be a person or an action.

"Tyler and Mike took Julyanna into the bathroom and golddusted all over her face, however, they could not finish her so she wen't home and turned on some golddust and finshed golddusting all over the bed."

by HuNNTa November 18, 2009