Goldberging

The act of finding an idiot somewhere on the internet and using their silly posts to attack your political opponents.

Based on Jonah Goldberg's @jonahNRO ever present use of folks he considers his intellectual inferiors as props to attack people with different points of view.

Jonah: This guy is going to launch a rocket into the flatmosphere to prove his flat earth theories, just like you and your science denial.

Me: Hey, no Goldberging, just because I have questions about data acquisition and failure to verify and validate computer models doesn't make me a science denier.

by el Presidente Castro August 8, 2018

Goldberging

The act of removing your pants immediately upon entering your home. Popularly- named based upon actor Jeff Garlin's character, Murray Goldberg, who does this repeatedly on ABC's hit comedy TV show, The Goldbergs.

I goldberged as soon as I closed my front door. To 'Goldberg', is to remove your pants upon entering your home. Goldberging means to walk around your house without pants on. No pants.

by DowntownMotown May 2, 2014

goldberg

name of german or isreali orogin, a jewish name. many immigrants moved from germany in the 2 wars to escape the havoc to america

whoopie goldberg is jewish

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

Goldberg's Bitch Ass Son

When you get ass beat so badly you become like goldberg bitch ass son

When bobby lashley beat the hell out goldberg's bitch ass son

by GamerDeezNutz November 4, 2021

goldberg

To ruin everything. Including movies, tv shows, and life.

"Man you just goldberg'ed that movie!"
"Yo, don't Goldberg it"
"Golllldbeerrggggg!"

by 4529 January 23, 2006

poopie goldberg

Sex act, much like a dirty sanchez. A piece of feces is taken and rubbed on the eye brow area, making the appearance of eye brows should they not be previously present.

Whoopi Goldberg doesn't have any eyebrows, so I gave her a poopie goldberg and now it looks like she has some. That bitch is freaky.

by Raymond Liotta - Good fella September 5, 2012