A loud , opinionated , bullshitter usually from the valleys of Wales .
Q . How will I know if I am in contact with a "GOG"?
A . You will be engaged by a fellow (usually called Alun )
who will proceed to tell you how he has coached world class rugby players , caught fish the size of Moby Dick , flown an aircraft for 80 hours (more than Douglas Bader ), been a rally driving champion, owned thirty two dogs and claims that when he worked for a now defunct Ford garage he was the Parts Manager when he was really the van monkey like postman Pat driving around the shire .
Q . Should I be worried on meeting a GOG ?
A . No , just ignore his tyrade of shit and he will fuck off .
Q . How will I know if he s lying ?
A . His eyes will be open and his lips moving .
Q . What will he look like ?
A . He will be of smart apperance but will have a wonky eye , a fucked up hand and a metal plate in the back of his head ( apparently gained from an encounter with the Turpitz !)
Q . How will I know if I am in contact with a "GOG"?
A . You will be engaged by a fellow (usually called Alun )
who will proceed to tell you how he has coached world class rugby players , caught fish the size of Moby Dick , flown an aircraft for 80 hours (more than Douglas Bader ), been a rally driving champion, owned thirty two dogs and claims that when he worked for a now defunct Ford garage he was the Parts Manager when he was really the van monkey like postman Pat driving around the shire .
Q . Should I be worried on meeting a GOG ?
A . No , just ignore his tyrade of shit and he will fuck off .
Q . How will I know if he s lying ?
A . His eyes will be open and his lips moving .
Q . What will he look like ?
A . He will be of smart apperance but will have a wonky eye , a fucked up hand and a metal plate in the back of his head ( apparently gained from an encounter with the Turpitz !)
1 Oi ! GOG fuck off back to your cave/van !
2 Run GOG is coming !
3 looks like we re in for some GOG tales of the unexpected
2 Run GOG is coming !
3 looks like we re in for some GOG tales of the unexpected
by gerrycan July 5, 2009
Get the GOGmug. by Drasky Vanderhoff January 27, 2009
Get the GOGmug. The act of dogging while inside a gondola (large ski lift). The aim is to make people in lifts passing in the opposite direction watch you have sex, consequentially causing arousement for the participators.
Me and the bird had a spot of gogging on the way home from skiing today.
or
That bitch was so dirty she made me gogg her!
or
That bitch was so dirty she made me gogg her!
by Merlin Mason April 10, 2008
Get the goggingmug. you are a gog
by Charlie Dale May 23, 2009
Get the Gogmug. In the sport of paintball, to be gogged refers to being eliminated by a shot that breaks on the lens portion of your protective mask.
Also known as a "gog shot"
Also known as a "gog shot"
I got really tired of that rich kid talking smack about my team so I gogged him right after the break.
by Jelloben December 31, 2008
Get the goggedmug. by JamRon July 15, 2004
Get the Gogmug. look i found a funny joke gog
knok knok whos there ?
dr
dr who ??
you said my name
isnt it funny gog
knok knok whos there ?
dr
dr who ??
you said my name
isnt it funny gog
by andrew morris002 March 2, 2009
Get the GOGmug.