Hogan's Goat 

Hogan's Goat is a 1965 play by William Alfred. (Wiki). The common phrase is "This makes Hogan's Goat look like a precision instrument!" It is less about being 'totally f*****d' and more a ludicrous, convoluted lampoon of politics in general.

"This makes Hogan's Goat look like a precision instrument!"

Hogan's Goat by Oh, my WORD November 27, 2020

To get someone’s goat 

To marry someone to get their goat

Uncle jack wanted to marry miss Maudie to get her goat to get someone’s goat

To get someone’s goat by Hiddenfigures February 10, 2018

Let's goat 

Same as "let's go", except that the going persons have to go the way a goat would.

-Hey guys, let's goat !
-NAAAAAA !

Let's goat by Gustarve July 25, 2017

she's the goat 

A bad ass girl who will make your heart melt that's been there for you since day 1 f***s with all your bros and got a hot bod

Him 1: I swear she's the one
Him 2: what you mean bruh?
Him 1:I think she might be the one I mean she's the GOAT she's my GOAT

she's the goat by onlyreal1out.there January 16, 2017

Who's got your goat 

The ability to intentionally annoy, agitate or otherwise aggravate another individual to a point of critical instability bordering on emotional breakdown.

Yer boss called and left a message for you. Seems like you've been accused of sexually abusing your secretary, embezzling from the widows and orphans fund and jerking off in your cubicle.
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? I give my life to that company and THIS IS MY REWARD for 40 years of service?!
Who's got your goat?! haha!

Who's got your goat by YAWA January 29, 2021

Goat Simulator 

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

Goat Simulator by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014

Goat Slap 

An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.

How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?

Goat Slap by L.J.Hudson August 9, 2016