Gnostic

One who has knowledge of the spiritual.

Our comparative religions professor is also a gnostic.

by Language Lover June 26, 2017

gnert

a sound produced from the throat which causes second looks from passer byers. not everyone can perfect the art of gnernting, but the few who can might describe it as "a roar", "a deep rumbling yell produced from your throat", or even a "retarded noise". you might feel a trembling vibrating motion in your throat as you open your mouth and let a large gnert out.

let's gnert!" *GNERT!*

by Cadia August 16, 2010

gortron

A very large unknown species of man thought to be part machine. He/it is not known to inhabit one particular land. He/it travels far and wide in search of the unholy session, mass feasting on trouts and onion sandwichs, he/it has short conscious time and as yet is only known to utter the words 'safe' and 'bleep bleep'

1)...see the amount you drank last night??!
.....yeah man almost became a gortron!!
2)...balls, did you see the state of that one i was with last night?
.....ha yeah looked like a gortron!!

by lu lu lu March 31, 2008

The Gorton Fisherman

To have sex with a woman while she's on the rag. And when your finished to remove the tampon with your teeth

I Banged this prostitue then i bit her tampon string and pulled it out and it smelled like fish..Dude you totally gave her the gorton fisherman

by Scooter Pie all over September 4, 2012

gnorbu

gnorbu, a pet from neopets.com which closely resembles a Llama. very cute.

the gnorbu looked at the kacheek and puked.

by chloetha December 5, 2006

Gnartist

Someone who makes creative use of the word gnar.
Although utterly ridiculous, even non-gnartists can appreciate this skill.

Matt: "Dude, gnar we there yet? We gotta shred gnar PRONTO, but first I'm gonna gnarf some pizza."

Rich: "Shut up man, your breath already smells enough like gnarlic"

Mike: "Wow, you guys are gnartists"

by Mike Rudolph February 11, 2008

GLORT

To act in a glorious manner, with sass and possible shenanigans

When a gryffindor is challenged with a seemingly impossible or difficult task, there answer is that they will do it “FOR THE GLORT” and they will perform said task with sass, flair and as many shenanigans as it takes.

by MamaWeasley November 30, 2020