Gnat's Chuff

If something is extremely tight, then it could be said to be 'tighter than a gnat's chuff.'

"So there I was yeah, just pulled this crackin' bird yeah, took her upstairs, took her mini off, and whoa! She was tighter than a gnat's chuff!"
"Colin, please don't talk like that at the dinnertable."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009

Gnatville

A place where good people work that don’t mind doing their job without all the BS from tiny minded individuals with huge egos that don’t know shit!!

When you finally get tired of all the crap down there, head on up to Gnatville, life is good here!

by WhiskeyZero November 12, 2019

gnat

An annoying bitch that won't leave you alone.

That gnat is driving me crazy.

Dude, help me I bought that gnat a drink and man did I make a mistake, because she won't get the hint now.

by Bob Ricard October 20, 2006

gnat-zis

the strange way that elderly Canadians pronounce the name of the political party that led Germany in the 1930s.

Grandpa said he fought the gnat-zis on Okinawa.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005

gnarthritis

Inflammation of a joint usually characterized by swelling, pain, and restriction of motion due to being to damn gnarly.

Man I have been skiing so hard today I think I am developing gnarthritis

by buttz January 2, 2008

Gnartian

1.-n-A person who is mad gnarly.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that guys last run?
Guy 2: Yea he is a total Gnartian when it comes to snowboarding.

by GnarlyDanger March 21, 2009