Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.

“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”

by diaperman March 29, 2024

Glumping

Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot

I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy

by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024

Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"

hey dude are you glorping rn?

by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024

Glurpsing

Similar to glurping, Glurpsing is the act of oral sex. However it can also be used in the context of kissing up to others for attention.

They glurpsing on it fr

by The Niggalodeons September 2, 2024

Glurpping

Glurpping is when you are gripping and slurping on something, such as a penis. Glurpping is a very vulgar term used when you are describing giving head.

Ex 1.
Chad: Yea man she was glurpping on my piece last night
Brad: I haven't been with a great glurper is a while, lucky you

Ex 2.
Stacey: Girl were you glurpping on that thang last night
Rebecca: Yes girl I put all my work into it

by bethannej November 24, 2024