flaunting the towel

To flaunt the towel means to insist that you didn't do something when it was apparent and evident that you did.

"I swear I didn't hide your backpack!" said Morris, while attempting to shield the bag behind him from view.
"Oh, you're just flaunting the towel now, aren't'ya?" Martin replied.

by ShinichiKudou December 5, 2005

Glunting

The act of glamorous hunting (i.e. in a man tree fort to keep you warm and drink beer).

I love glunting in this man tree fort. It must suck to hunt in the cold on a freezing tree stand.

by 60secondassasin December 3, 2020

Clock Glancing

The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.

During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.

by imaglancer March 7, 2011

Granting

Camping in Call of Duty; the most annoying type of player is a granter.

Friend 1: DUDE!!! I just got killed again!
Friend 2: Yea, that kid was granting!

by rjnman March 21, 2010

Granting

To regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. This is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. Granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.

Example 1 of granting a person
Person in group: "Fuarkk man, I'm so sore from my gym sesh bra."
Grantie: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Everyone in group laughs
Granter: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Group goes silent.

Example 2 of granting a phrase/word
Person 1: Fuaarrkk!!
Everyone laughs
Person 2: Fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
Everyone laughs
Person 3: Fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
Everyone laughs
Granter: FUUARKKK!!!
Everyone silent

by MotherFuckaJones November 29, 2011

Glunging

The act of clenching and unclenching your sphincter while having meaty swamp ass.

Yo Brandon, my meaty swamp ass is glunging. Where’s the toilet?

by Robert Buttcrunch February 11, 2021

Launting

a sense of yearning and despair that comes from a pipe dream for someone that you know will result in unrequited love

I really want you, but I know you don't like me back and I'm just launting.

by anonymous 0426 October 18, 2023