Girth Test

The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.

Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"

by Optiv November 25, 2019

girthzilla pipe

A super big cock with a huge circumference, used to pound pussy. It is usually associated with a Pete North sized load that spews out onto a woman's face.

Sean: Dude, I just don't know how you do it. You're always slamming box.

Sam: Yea, well when you have girthzilla pipe like me, you can do whatever you want and girls will be pulling their pussies out all the time and begging to give you bobbles and the ole fashioned hand jobs.

by Richard N. Cheese February 18, 2011

groth

v.

To act in a manner showing that you are frustrated, annoyed, or just angry.

n.

To be in a state of acting "grothy".

"I am feeling very full of groth today, please leave me alone."

by Blinky February 14, 2005

Girth

The thickness or circumference of an object or being.

This cylinder has a lot of girth.

by Snugglefuss October 19, 2018

girthinator

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle

Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator

by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

un-girthy

the exact opposite of a girthy person

matt boismere is a prime example of someone with extreme negative girth, therefore he is un-girthy

by danooo May 7, 2008

grothos

greek word

1) fist

2) slang for asshole, especially used in Crete

Mi les vlakies, eisai grothos! (Stop pulling my leg, you're an asshole!)

by takis_spitakis January 20, 2008