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girlie kick 

1.) Also known as a "Hook Kick".
2.) To kick someone with the instep of one's foot rather than the ball of the foot (AKA Front Kick) It is known as the girlie kick for its graceful and feminine appearance. A woman will often use the "girlie kick" when kicking a man in the crotch, whereas a guy will often use the front kick technique.
3.) In certain forms of Ro Sham Bo, namely "Professional Ro Sham Bo" girlie kicks are illegal. This is so because girlie kicks can be used to cheat or "set up a match." Cheating is ensued by kicking with the toe tips up into the anal region, thereby missing the crotch.
"Okay, as Ro Sham Bo ref I'm nominating Jenny and Diane to be kickers for they are proven unbiased. Mike and Tim are the opponents, the spectator money which is totaling $30.00 is the spoils.
Mike and Tim derobe down into your speedos.
Jen and Diane, take off your shoes. All kicks will be rotated after each round. You are kicking with medium force and all kicks must be equal in force to your previous kicks unless told otherwise. Oh yeah, to prevent cheating there ARE NO GIRLIE KICKS. Girlie Kicks have been banned from professional Ro Sham Bo, much the same as wearing anything BUT speedos for the opponents. Girls, let the nut kicking commence.
girlie kick by RSB Master December 18, 2007
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Girlie Bird 

A self-consciously hyper-feminized young woman
"The Girlie Bird catches the worm" muttered Tiff to herself, as she put the final touches on her makeup, earrings, hair, stilettos, cleavage and hemline, before heading to the bar.
Girlie Bird by Monkey's Dad November 30, 2019

girlie crack 

n. 1. highly addictive activites-clothes shopping, expensive beauty treatments, www.Sephora.com-that lead to painful withdrawal symptoms and maxed-out credit cards.
Related term: girlie porn
"My daddy took away my credit card, and I'm going through major girlie crack withdrawal."
girlie crack by .babydoll. June 11, 2006

girlie breakdown 

(noun) an emotional reaction exhibited by a normally competent woman faced with an unusually difficult/stressful situation (often involving technology or machinery)
i didn't think i would make it to the board meeting on time--i was stuck on the freeway in the snow with a flat tire, when some nice man finally stopped to change it for me--i was about to have a girlie breakdown until he stopped to help!
girlie breakdown by lintvedta December 18, 2008

Girlie Hack 

The girlie hack is some kind of a cheat that is proven to work for almost every MMORPG out there. By exploiting a security hole that is present in the minds of many MMORPG players, it will help you gaining in-game items or experience points.
Since the hack does not run on your computer but in your brain, you do not need any additional software and the hack automatically evolves over time.
In order to use the girlie hack just follow the steps below:

(1) Create a female character that looks sexy (for nerds) but still half-decently dressed.

(2) Pretend that you are a girlie who plays the MMORPG for the first time and is thus a little clumsy. You should also chat quite a lot so that the exploitable players notice you. Excessive use of smilies and emoticons is strongly recommended.

(3) Being the cute, helpless girlie you are now, you will encounter a player who actually believes that you are a girlie in real life due to the previously mentioned security hole in some desperate peoples' minds. When he asks you if you need help, the hack starts to work. Your victim will readily begin to give you experience points/items/whatever without even asking him. Just don't loose your "dumb little girlie" image and everything is fine.

(4) Your victim will ask you for real life data after some time. In order not to get too ensnared into this "relationship", you will have to get rid of your victim. The easiest way to do this is getting a new victim and let jealousy do its work.
Girlie Hacker: "(...) this guy over there told me to bring him some bones but i dont know where to get them !!!!! ;-("

Victim: "This is very easy, you just need to kill the Magic Rabid Mutant Wolves over there. Come on, I will help you."

Girlie Hacker: "Oooh that is soooo cute of you *hug* ^^"

Victim (thinks): "ooooh yessss finally I have a real girlfriend woooooot"

Girlie Hacker (thinks): "Lol 7 level ups in fifteen minutes! Girlie Hack rules!"
Girlie Hack by 4006 June 15, 2011

girlie nuts 

1. actual balls or ovaries of a wo-man, a manly woman, a shemale, or a shim

2. small nuts on a guy

3. refers to the fact that a girl's got a set of her own;
1. "Check out the girlie nuts on that shim!"

2. "I was giving him head, but almost threw up when I saw his wee girlie nuts."

3. "Dude, I've got girlie nuts! I totally told my boss to go to hell!"
girlie nuts by reducks August 9, 2005

girlie man 

Someone who questions the masculinity of others and yet maintains their appearance in ways normally associated with women, such as removing body hair, wearing make up, dying their hair, and being excessively concerned about their appearance of physical fitness.
Arnold called him a girlie man, but who's the one who shaves his nipples?
girlie man by Natural Man September 10, 2009