Gappert

A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.

Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.

by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012

gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

by bail69 January 9, 2008

grippers

feet.

Jack: can i suck them grippers?
Joseph: sure, if i can suck urs.

by deputycarlson August 24, 2022

Big gripper

A myocardial infarction, more commonly know as a heart attack. It is the leading cause of death all over the world for both men and women.

1. Phil won't be at the game tonight boys, he had his first big gripper yesterday.

by Stargoat January 13, 2010

tip gripper

to grip the tip of one's penis between two fingers

man those two kids are some serious tip grippers.

by P-Scrilla February 16, 2009

personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )

Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations

by dirty-1 July 3, 2011

Gimpery

The commiting of an act of gimpishness.

Fred was up to his usual gimpery.

by Gallagsn December 2, 2003