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White Collar Gambling

The act of buying or selling securities in the hope of making a profit
I just lost $1000 at the track, I think I'll stick to white collar gambling.
by tyson daye February 24, 2018
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Grimbling

To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Done whilst listening to a collection of indy/electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.
As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.
by Yet One More Guy January 11, 2009
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Gambling Dan

An individual who exudes class, confidence, and an unusual amount of swag. He is often seen in a royal king's suit with a long red cape. Anything he says or does is undoubtedly a postive outcome or situation. He is ultimately the MAN. Many have seen him make a cameo appearance on Law and Order SVU or generally on the campus of the University of Scranton.
"Dude I had sex with the hottest chick last night at 3 am after partying so tough with all my goons at 424"....Gambling Dan.

"Got an A on the test, won 3 consecutive games of Fifa, and just ordered 3 Bacon pizzas from Goodfellas for the entire house"...Gambling Dan.
by Nukky Thompson January 15, 2011
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ass gambling

1. the act of wagering the retention of one's anal virginity. This is a very risky wager and advanced technique only to be used if you're absolutely positive you can win, unless you're gay of course 2. the act of using one's ass as a gambling device i.e. ass shuffler or dice roller. this is usually frowned upon by much of the gambling community because of its unsanitary results of players haviing to play with shit covered cards/dice
1. Josh- "Brian said he doesn't wanna hang out today. He spent last night being anally violated because he ran out of money at the poker game." Evan- "I told that cock smoker he needed to quit ass gambling" 2. "I thought craps was a dice game, there's shit everywhere. Fucking ass gamblers, I'm leaving!"
by E-Murda321 August 17, 2011
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Gubbling

When a person talks utter nonsense for a long time.
"Will you please stop gubbling on?"
by Roxieeee:) July 5, 2009
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Grambling

A vaguely menacing sexual act, referring to any number of possibly degrading maneuvers. Generally, the act refers to the lesser known, but largely more perverse, sex moves. A grambler is a dominant role, and as such is usually reflected as the male participant. However, females are not excluded in having the ability to gramble. The recipient of a good grambling should feel simultaneously ashamed and satisfied. Origins are derived from the city of Grambling, Louisiana.
"Dude, I don't know. Last night was weird. I took this girl back to my room and we spent two solid hours grambling. I have never done, or heard of, anything this grotesque before. I mean, I stuck my nose in there. God, I need a therapist. I hope I never see her again."
by GODOFTHUNDERR March 17, 2012
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refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.
Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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