Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006

Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

by Spartacusss February 18, 2009

jerkin'the gherkin

to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.

while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.

by Mac Jacob July 6, 2008

Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.

by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015

Siff water gherkin

Siff the South African slang word for something that is disgusting and disliked. Siff water gherkin is the disgusting water that the last gherkin sits in. The water is murky and the gherkin is wrinkled and wasting away. The word implies that someone is past the point of help and should be thrown out

Ashley stop being a siff water gherkin, you're better than that.

by Trash Panda11 May 11, 2022