Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
by johnain'tmyname April 4, 2020
Get the Geese goose mug.The word "Geiseks" (formally called "gaysex" or just "gay sex") refers to a sexual activity between two men rejecting all the physical mental and political rights of the w*men. It's not very common but it's a fast rising among the homosexual industry and meme culture. The advantages of this conclusive type of sex are many:
1) During geiseks the confidence of both men increases more than straight sex with one generally brain delayed w*men. Both men are receiving enough faith for a second session.
2) The happiness of both men is increasing in spectacular levels. With the large amount of testosterone received by both men the mental health is improved more than one w*men psychologist can do for 4 years.
3) Improves the muscular system. By the geiseks the muscles are getting 3 times bigger because of the big weight exerting tension on the partner's body. During sex with the frustrating w*men only the man have some muscle enlargement, but it's small. The geiseks is an amazing way to train and practice the same amount of energy as in sports. Why do you think the discord gifs with gay things are only with bodybuilders...
There are some little disadvantages such as risks of AIDS or Syphilis, also there are some worms(like 20 cm) that are hidden in your guts which are slowly eating your orgams causing your terminal death. But these are just little problems let's not forget yolo!
In conclusion geiseks is really good way to have fun and to reject the evil possessive w*men's spirit.
1) During geiseks the confidence of both men increases more than straight sex with one generally brain delayed w*men. Both men are receiving enough faith for a second session.
2) The happiness of both men is increasing in spectacular levels. With the large amount of testosterone received by both men the mental health is improved more than one w*men psychologist can do for 4 years.
3) Improves the muscular system. By the geiseks the muscles are getting 3 times bigger because of the big weight exerting tension on the partner's body. During sex with the frustrating w*men only the man have some muscle enlargement, but it's small. The geiseks is an amazing way to train and practice the same amount of energy as in sports. Why do you think the discord gifs with gay things are only with bodybuilders...
There are some little disadvantages such as risks of AIDS or Syphilis, also there are some worms(like 20 cm) that are hidden in your guts which are slowly eating your orgams causing your terminal death. But these are just little problems let's not forget yolo!
In conclusion geiseks is really good way to have fun and to reject the evil possessive w*men's spirit.
Not that funny person: oMg, GeiSEkS whEn?!?¿?¿¡¿¡
Actual geiseks enjoyer: Whats should the question "geiseks when?" mean? Geiseks is timeless and eternal. Stop being an attention seeker and worship amogu
Not that funny person: *condemns his frustrated soul in the evil minds of the nocturnal depression, through the stream of his tears shed towards the damnation of a cruelty and ignorance"
Actual geiseks enjoyer: Whats should the question "geiseks when?" mean? Geiseks is timeless and eternal. Stop being an attention seeker and worship amogu
Not that funny person: *condemns his frustrated soul in the evil minds of the nocturnal depression, through the stream of his tears shed towards the damnation of a cruelty and ignorance"
by The Almighty Geiseks Innovator February 8, 2022
Get the Geiseks mug.The most gorgeous,most fun and smartest girl you will ever meet. The type of girl you want to marry, show off, and spend every moment of your life with. Gissela's are always cute; in the way they act and in the way they look. She is unbelievably amazing in everything she does. Her eyes make you want to stare at them all day. Her skin is soft and smooth. She never realizes how beautiful she is no matter how many times you tell her. Her smartness is beyond intelligent, you can practically feel her smarts rubbing off on you! She makes you mad but you cant help but be happy and smile when you see her. She is perfect.
by lehtneun April 10, 2013
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Shes gets misjudged by many people she usually wears glasses or has braces (: Giselles try to find the right guy he has to be nice sweet & not a player Giselles usually tend to have a passion Sports or Dance or instrument.. They love music
Shes gets misjudged by many people she usually wears glasses or has braces (: Giselles try to find the right guy he has to be nice sweet & not a player Giselles usually tend to have a passion Sports or Dance or instrument.. They love music
by Dulce October 12, 2014
Get the Gissele mug.If a person is gassed up it means s/he is made to believe s/he is at a higher status than one actually is
by noeszbo June 7, 2011
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Get the gasserole mug.Those that love having sex in a variety of location, especially outdoor environmentalists. Geosexuals are nature lovers enjoying outdoor adventure that includes fucking outdoors along streams, on beaches, in alpine meadows in forests, wide open prairies, hidden in swamp grass, on mountain tops, on the edge of a cliffs and/or while parachuting. Any site with a great with a spectacular view or totally hidden. Geosexuals also like doing it on maps.
I have had several lovers that were geosexuals, they loved doing it in outdoor locations. My best geosexual experiences were doing it on a cliff with our head hanging over the 300-hundred-foot drop to the sea and doing it in a meadow under a total solar eclipse.
by GeoRaven November 23, 2021
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