The grotesque face a creature may pull may they are absolutely fucking pinging.
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As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy
by RoryStuff September 1, 2019
Get the Gurning mug.A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.
by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011
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Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple
Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple
No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...
by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011
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Love's to milk people so be ready to get milked.
Love's to milk people so be ready to get milked.
by BoopDeDoop September 28, 2013
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