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geisha crack

when one is obsessed with everything Asian inspired to the point where everything they do involves the Asian culture. When one buys every asian-like plush, eats abnormal amounts of sushi, ssips on green tea, and trys to impersinate the Asian life-style. Asian persuasion

OMG HELLO KITTY!!!!
Example 1. Megan had sushi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. She must be on some serious geisha crack!

Example 2. I went into the Hello Kitty store and bought everything in site. I felt like i was on geisha crack!
by Mega Fabo0 July 3, 2009
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geisted

when someone bombards you with useless unending opinions and dialog.
he was geisted to the point that he was ready to puncture his eardrums to drown out the unending useless dialog from his traveling companion.
by jakesmyth December 20, 2008
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Anti-Gerasone

A drug that halts aging, and immunizes its user to all diseases. Found in Kurt Vonnegut's short story, "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow" or "The Big Trip Up Yonder.
Guy 1: Man I wish I had some Anti-Gerasone, my hair's turning white
Old Guy 1: Kill yourself
by BattleShibas February 4, 2023
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genisu

Derived from the typo of "genius."

1) Brilliant, but used in a mocking, snarky, or ironic sense.

2) Almost intelligent, almost smart, almost amazing... except not. So close to being brilliant, and yet so far away. Let's face it: just fail.
3) Someone who attempts to exhibit/emphasize their intellectual qualities or interests on the Internet. Used to gently poke fun at said person (usually "gently" anyway).
Kris: "If I fake my own death, then I won't have to go in to work today."
Alex: "Wow, that's pure genisu."

Harby: "Today, I managed to boil water without setting the kitchen on fire." :)
Mitch: "...Uh, yeah. Well done. You're a genisu, all right."

Nathan: "I'm going to name my RPG character after the forefather of the Carolingian Dynas--"
Joy: "Trying to look like a genisu, huh?"
by Chasselas July 7, 2009
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Geisi

You are just too lucky by finding a girl with this very rare name, she is just not overrated in any type of way. It is impossible even dislike this type of girl, & if so, is just haters, nothing new. Smart, Honest, trustworthy, and loving person. Usually has captivating eyes, basically can be the most wonderful girlfriend. Cool as hell! She ain't coming off of her last name which is having fun, til the one with enough balls is capable to change that. Her body tastes like honey, her vagina is such a source of sticky sweet & good as a tight virgin. Sort of freaky, so she must be pleasure. Once you meet Geisi is impossible to forget, you will not find drug around compare to what you'll find in her. All you gotta do is get to know her, this definition is not quite of how amazing a Geisi is.
-You know Geisi?
-Geisi who?
-Yes, Geisi!
-What's up with her?
-man that, uhmm uhmm she's just addictive.
by sex-ybeauty August 7, 2012
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Geish

Geish: (origin: geisha) Drag makeup and wardrobe.
Rupauls Drag Race Season 6: As when Vivacious says, “Gia is still a ladyboy, in or out of geish.”
by NurseValle July 12, 2017
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GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.
Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009
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