geriatric

To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.

Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?

by ted_trippin January 26, 2005

geriatrification

The gentrification of an area by retiring Q-tips (oldies).

Man, this area sure is suffering from geriatrification. Us locals can't afford to live here anymore.

by CJ Gathercoal October 20, 2007

geriatric exhibitionist

A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."

by SexyLilKara June 18, 2008

geriatric

One who tucks his button down shirt under his underwear and goes to physical therapy session asking for the most attractive physio therapists around then will ask her out for coffee.

A geriatric patient did a double leg take down then transitioned to a rear nake guillotine choke to the front desk people upon learning the cutest physio therapist isnt available.

by Lance footstrong March 7, 2016

geriatric pimpin

Ho'ing out Senior Citizen bitches.

Damn that nigga be geriatric pimpin like a motherfucker!

by Mac Geriatrickz you Ho October 26, 2010

geriatric slut

An older slut, usually over the age of 40. They’re usually more established and experienced than a basic slut. High mileage.

Hooking up with geriatric sluts is top tier. You don’t have to worry about ubering them home, paying for stuff, or them catching feelings. They have their own and know what they want.

by Kairo2020 October 2, 2020

Geriatric youngin

Person who absolutely loves the same culture as people who were born during the great depression and some modern day music but hates the 90s

I am 21 and I listen to Doo wop,the 50s;60s;70s;80s;2000s era and that makes me a geriatric youngin.

by Kitty Minx June 18, 2021