Gerth

The thickness of a penis

Its the Gerth that gets ya.

by Hippo Giraffe November 29, 2017

geritwat

an elderly women, or a geriatric pussy

You really banged that geritwat

by red3397 July 31, 2009

Gerdberk

A gerd (geek and nerd hybrid) who is also a berk. Has a nice ring to it!

You are such a gerdberk!

by HE1 February 3, 2010

Gerde

The substitute who you never know if he will tend to your class. Has a styrofoam cup filled with who knows what. Likes telling stories with absolutely no relation to class. These include stories about: his cats, salt, his cats, his cats, and other things. He has a sac on his neck. I assume its filled with stories or mabye it opens up and unleashes a fiery inferno when he is mad.

Calvin walks into class, "oh... my... GERDE!!!"

by Thatguydodo June 2, 2019

gerten

A person who goes around fucking the nastiest girls in the area. The type of guy to get greasy with the county whore and act like it wasn’t disgusting

Guy 1: did you fuck that nasty snatch down south a ways?

Guy 2: Yeah, where’s the problem?

Guy 1: dude you’re the biggest Gerten ever

by The_coochie_man February 17, 2023

Irma Gerd

The phrase you say when another Hurricane Irma comes.

Irma Gerd, it's Hurricane Irma!!!!

by joe_ag March 26, 2019

gert lush

gert lush means something really good in Bristolian

josh: omg that was gert lush
harry: i know it was awsome
kane: ye it was deffinatly gert lush

by fews December 17, 2008