Gerbert Johnson

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That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023

garble d gook

the discharge left after a ass garble

My bed was soaking wet with garble d gookafter a long ass garble

by crabbie420 February 8, 2009

gerbiler

one who inserts live declawed gerbils into ones rectum using tube and lube

james bravro is a pro gerbiler on the weekends.

by mr. chinook April 28, 2011

Garbledina!

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

by Zeke February 15, 2005

ass garble

the sexual act of speaking to your partner while in the act of analingus(licking ass)

I love a goodass garble in the morning.

by crabbie420 February 9, 2009

Gerber

When a person is shown to be soft on the court/field.

You a f****ng gerber

by Trillgod February 21, 2019

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