Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar. So a younger girl who is into older guys.

"Wow, that guy is HOT!!" - 18 year old girl.
"What?! That guy is like 50!!" - 18 year old girl's friend.
"I know I love older guys. I'm a total gerbil" - 18 year old girl.

by MissGeorge June 11, 2009

Gerritt

simply nothing less than 100% awesome

Gerritt.....God damn!

by littleknicks August 11, 2010

gerbilnaut

Like an astronaut, but a gerbil going "where no gerbil has gone before". See gerbilling

It soon became clear to Richard's gerbil that he would soon become a gerbilnaut.

by Solly Jim December 15, 2008

gerbil jelly

When you stuff a gerbil up your butt with a tube, remove the tube, then squeeze the gerbil with your sphincter until it slides out. Then you spread it on your toast.

Hey bro, did you try Joel's s gerbil jelly, it's homemade.

by Matter Hatter May 5, 2020

Gerbilist

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.

The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.

by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022

Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

by Read On July 7, 2011

Gerrit

Yorkshire term for “get it”.

Used mostly by the common folk of Doncaster

“Pass us the switcher our Simon”
“Frig off Jane”
“Sod off, al gerrit me friggin sen”

by Hoo See June 15, 2019