Gerbert

The kind of guy who always puts you down and hates you but his charisma level is over 9000 making him irresistible the worst friend ever and he takes everything away from you but I must once again make it clear that he is so confident in his actions that it makes it hard to dislike him but LET ME BE CLEAR HE IS THE WORST FROG I HAVE EVER MET but he's so nice to everybody

Hey gerbert how you doing

by guy you don't know but you do March 2, 2020

Gerber

A gerber or a dutty gerber is a gross and nasty lookin shordy.
It can also be used to describe a man who does not practice maintaining health and preventing disease.

Yo my cro, that shordy over there is a dutty gerber.
She saggin, and being lookin like a gerber.

by Jackson gribaldo March 10, 2019

Dirty Gerber

While dressed in authentic Amish garb, open up the ass of your partner, pour in some heavy cream and churn away to create some dirty butter. Way to go Eli!

Man, this toast tastes funny, "it's probably from that Dirty Gerber I made last night.

by Captain Terrwilliger September 22, 2008

Gerber Ab Stab

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.

"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."

by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003

gerber

To consume all of the weed in sight. More generally, to steal.

Man, Gerber gerbered my last joint.

by Evil con Carne December 31, 2006

Garberator

A Canadian Garbage disposal.

Did you stuff the leftovers down the GARBERATOR,Eh

by Elwoodcat July 7, 2018

got gerber

having a small penis relitavely the size of a baby

yo, i heard anthony got gerber

by RaMi NooDl3Z May 8, 2009