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Murkin' Gerkin

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
by Will R Fry December 20, 2008
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jerkin the gerkin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock
by Braveheart January 9, 2004
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Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010
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Geekin

Laughing way too hard at something that is not that funny.
"Dude she's geekin for no reason"
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Geisinger

Verb

The Spanish "ER" verb meaning to teach Biology terribly.

Can be conjugated into all forms of present, past and future tenses with no irregular endings

Example: Present tense, Yo-Geisingo
Tú-Geisinges
Ud./él/ella-Geisinge
Nosotros-Geisingemos
Vosotros-Geisingéis
Uds./ellos/ellas-Geisingen
El profesora geisinge biologia.
by Student March 4, 2005
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geeking out

freaking out over something that could be considered nerdy/geeky and knowing it
I got the lab results back and my thesis was right! I was totally geeking out!

I found a book written in 1813 at work today and it made me completely geek out!
by krista91 July 10, 2009
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Geeking

1. acting stupid.
2. how someone acts if intoxicated off a drink or a drug.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003
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