GEEZUS!

Slang spelling for "Jesus" sounded out like GEE-ZUS! Usually emphasising Jesus after witnessing a surprising occurrence or shocking spectacle. The word is often said by the YouTube hit RayWilliamJohnson on his channel =3 (equals three).

"Hey dude, you should check out this video!"
Watches video
"GEEZUS!"

by thatdude327 September 25, 2011

genuscedophobia

The excessive fear of turnstiles at amusement parks and subway stations.

James would never ride the subway because of his serious case of genuscedophobia. He was always afraid that the turnstile arm would go up his ass.

by isexuallyharassdeadbabies September 5, 2016

GEEZUS BALLZ

Definition: Good Grief

Geezus Ballz it's cold outside!!!

by Frank & Cowpaddy October 3, 2016

geenis

A term that is used for the bulge above a mans penis. It is where the gut meets the penis and is somewhat undefined and gross. It is the male version of a "gunt".

Wow, Ray has quite a sweaty geenis on him, doesn't he?

by Tom420 November 15, 2005

Geezus

an expression of joy, hate, laughter, murderous intent, or retardation

Guy 1: GEEZUS!

Guy 2: So... was that murderous intent or joy?

by Brain the Bran Muffin March 3, 2011

geenass

The mental retardation version of the word "genius". In the movie, <I>Flowers For Algernon</i>, the main character, Charlie, expresses his yearning to become smart and to be a "geenass".

Boy Kim, when you said that stupid thing today, I thought, "Gee, Kimmy sure is a geenass."

by your mother. June 11, 2003

Genus

A genie's penis.

I rubbed that genus, and it made my wish cum true.

by Alice Seabright March 27, 2011