Greep

A horrible person who is geeky and creepy and, most of all, shit to their friends.

Girl1: Did you see what she just did!
Girl2: Wow, what a greep...

by BeckyK October 14, 2012

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Greep

The flow of blood that exits a man's anus (similar to a menstrual flow). It only occurs once in his life time, and it is the defining moment of his manhood. The flow lasts for 2-3 weeks and the suffering transforms a boy to a man.

When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".

"Dude, you are such a child."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"

"I accidentally licked my greepage."

"Kill yourself now."

by Disneyworldobgyn November 29, 2013

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greep

a person who is a member of a glee club and tends to be creepy

Wow, that girl in the back of that picture is a greep.

Dang he can sing, but he is still a greep.

by IlOvEgLeEcLuB November 30, 2009

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gleeps

An expletive similar to wow or ouch, in this case it refers to feeling faint because of a famous and highly admired person being in their presence.

"Gleeps, it's Batman !"
(as spoken in the pilot episode, "Hi Diddle Riddle" from the 1966 series Batman).

by dw8177 December 14, 2016

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greep

Noun - A Geeky Creep. A creep whose modus operandi is super geeky (such as the internet).
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"

He was a typical greep. All he ever did was surf the net and create false identities in the hope of finding a hot date. And when he did find someone, he would greep out his victims by spamming their inbox.

by chitsb January 1, 2009

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