geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

by Eric August 25, 2004

geezer quickie

A kiss between older folks.

Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.

Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

cream of geese

A person who, through their actions, rises to a level of public derision whereby they move from being labeled "a goose" to being lauded as "the cream of geese".

A: Did you see what Jeremy did yesterday?

B: Was he being a goose again?

A: Way beyond that: this time he's become the cream of geese!

by Purely Poisonous May 20, 2009

Diamond Geezer

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.

Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night

by Vndct June 6, 2018

Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

geeetz

When it's Christmas time and all the boys get together to climb Mount Chiliad in their 4x4's.

Sky: oI boiZ, leT'z Geton sUm GEEEtz
Dip: dUdE, you kiLLed mE,i get a fR33 kIll on u >:C
Sky: it'S chjriSmtas, leT/'z get on Sum Geetz

by Benjamin James Kerr Millen November 29, 2018