geese

Armed, push in robbery of a residence, usually by force. Generally refers to home invasion of a drug dealer, or any criminal who keeps drugs, money or other valuables in their home.

Last night, Felix the weed dealer got geesed by two dudes dressed up as UPS drivers.

by FGism December 29, 2008

geesesheet

(n.)- one resembling, in quality, behavior, or absolutely nothing, a piece of goose feces. This is one of the highest forms of insult, comparable only to kykedyke.

(adj.)- possessing one or more qualities of goose feces

He is big, BIG piece of geesesheet!

by knyaz22 June 7, 2011

Feeding the geese

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.

a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.

by $ Dogg November 12, 2004

Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.

Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how

by the schnozzberries January 26, 2010

Geese Mode

When you attept to go "Beast Mode" when you know that you are unable to even get close.

"I went Geese Mode on my algebra 2 homework last night"

"What?"

by GustinBooz October 14, 2009

gesela

Gesela is the name of a beautiful, funny, talented girl. She brightens everyones day with a smile or a simple nod. Everyone falls in love with her because of her great personality and amazing sense of humor. She is an overall amazing person, and you are lucky to have her in your life.

Isn't Gesela hot?!
Isn't Gesela amazing?
I can't get over Gesela!
I can't stop thinking about Gesela!

by a hunk with brains December 23, 2013