Gastropod

A morbidly obese person. Coined by Monty Burns to describe a 300lb Homer Simpson.

"Smithers, who is this Gastropod?"

by John Violence October 17, 2008

Gastrosexual

Men who use their culinary skills to impress their friends and potential love interests.

Brian's in the kitchen with the girls showing off his new blender. He's such a Gastrosexual

by Gigantor919 August 21, 2008

Gaystry

gay-stree
–noun, plural -tries.
A sweet baked food (Pies, cookies, cakes or other confections) prepared by homosexuals and brought to the office.

Gay man #1: I made a special gaystry just for you - its got nuts all over it.

Gay man # 2: You have GOT to try my chocolate salty balls.

by LaRoque October 6, 2006

gastroanticipointment

The feeling one gets, including rumbling stomach, salivation, and elation; when a waitperson approaches ones table with just the right number of plates. Followed by the severe disappointment as they walk past to another table.

I thought for sure that food was for us! Now I'm hungry, and suffering gastroanticipointment!

by Farmee March 27, 2012

Gastrosext

to message a foodie-friend a description or photograph of a particularly sumptuous meal with the purpose of:

A. wooing them to dine with you.
B. divulging delexplicious gastronomical details when mailing leftovers is impractical.
C. simple braggery.

"My mom really wants me to come home for Thanksgiving this year: she's been gastrosexting me about how moist her turkey is all day."

by BlueJean July 9, 2012

gastroenteritis

Inflammation of the intestines and stomach.

"I have to take it easy because the doctor said I have gastroenteritis."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

gastropub

A public house that sells food served on roofing slates or lumps of wood

I went to the local gastropub last night; the gravy poured off the side of my slate and ran over the table

by Paje69 March 23, 2016