Gastrosexual

Men who use their culinary skills to impress their friends and potential love interests.

Brian's in the kitchen with the girls showing off his new blender. He's such a Gastrosexual

by Gigantor919 August 21, 2008

GASPORAMA

Meaning gasp. A way to express shock, with capital letters.

"And then the rabbit just drove off?!?!?!"
"Yea, in my new porsche!"
"GASPORAMA!"

by -siempre May 13, 2009

Gasport, NY

A small podunck town in the middle of nowhere. Gasportians are known as corn yankees.

Briena lives in Gasport, NY

by qkjbsfuiwbelfb;isd April 14, 2010

gastroanticipointment

The feeling one gets, including rumbling stomach, salivation, and elation; when a waitperson approaches ones table with just the right number of plates. Followed by the severe disappointment as they walk past to another table.

I thought for sure that food was for us! Now I'm hungry, and suffering gastroanticipointment!

by Farmee March 27, 2012

Gastrosext

to message a foodie-friend a description or photograph of a particularly sumptuous meal with the purpose of:

A. wooing them to dine with you.
B. divulging delexplicious gastronomical details when mailing leftovers is impractical.
C. simple braggery.

"My mom really wants me to come home for Thanksgiving this year: she's been gastrosexting me about how moist her turkey is all day."

by BlueJean July 9, 2012

Gascropping

The denial and convincing to your partner you did not fart, when in fact you did.

The other night I was Gascropping my wife calling her insane for smelling something and accusing me of farting. I completely denied it.

by YogaDan June 4, 2020

gapronch

a groin, penis, and crotch.

hey man, my gapronch has been really itchy lately

by reece gunn June 9, 2021