Musty Goaltender

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

by ski9600 September 1, 2009

Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.

The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk

by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018

Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

Garende

It's a word which is used for a person who can make a bad use of Neel 's height n Heath. And leaves him with nothing.. I mean nothing.. So shameful. I will pray to God for well being of this tall (6" 5) chap,if he has any encounter with his garende .. Ooh God bless him. Hallelujah🙌

A Neel should never ever go anywhere out of his home , if this garende invites him for his birthday party and tempt him with a cafe of 7 feet gate length.. I know it will be tempting Neel. But don't go neel

by Moon moon moon January 17, 2022

it bartender

An individual who looks at Information Technology (IT) from a holistic perspective inclusive of technical complexities, financial and cultural. Actively listening to the stories of those who delivery and consume IT services, talking them through to technical and financial solutions derived from those stories.

Jeff was an amazing IT Bartender with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the CFO talking about the over budget spending. We're now all on the same page and know what to do.

by Jamels1 September 3, 2016

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

by philip June 9, 2004

Bartender

1. Song made by t-pain ft. akon
2. A person who serves drinks at a bar

1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club...

2. The bartender served me 2 glasses of beer.

by what am I doing February 22, 2009