Grottage

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).

I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.

by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010

Garett

Sexiest guy living. When you see a Garett spelled like this you know that he is good looking and has a huge cock. Good at everything

Garett are the best

by gfdsagfdgadfgadf August 13, 2018

grott

describing something gross, disgusting, or nasty.

That floor is fucking grott.

I can't believe you ate that...the cafeteria food is grott.

by adhc March 11, 2009

grotting

when you go up behind a guy and strangle him with a piece of corn

i ended up grotting that motherfucker to death

by schild May 18, 2006

Garota de Programa

From Brazilan Portuguese, it translates into English as a "young girl of the program", in this case the "program" refers to their welfare program.

With already high unemployment, a young girl on welfare with children to feed, spare time and limited skills might turn to the oldest profession on the planet.

"Ela esta uma garota de programa?"
"Nao, ela esta uma trabalhadora normal."

"Is she a prostitute?"
"No, she works a normal job."

or,

"Ela esta uma garota?"
"Is she a young girl?"
(It is retorical, she is obviously an extremely pretty young girl, so the question really is: "Will she expect to be paid?"

Or more directly,

"Ela faz o programa?"
"Does she work the program"

by feliz cao March 25, 2009

Grotty Botty

To have the shits

Jamie drank so much last night, he's got a grotty botty this morning!

by Twinklebabe February 28, 2009

Pulling a Garett

When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room

Garett, you're pulling a Garett.

by Avolpi May 15, 2014