gargling balls

Gargle : to hold (a liquid or in this case a solid) in the mouth or throat and agitate with air from the lungs
Balls: Testicales

Gargling Balls: when a person metaphorically gargle (aguh aguh aguh...) the balls of another person with their mouth because he is that person's personal servant or bitch.

Joe goes out of his way to make Bills day, therefore Joe gargles Bills balls.

Eric does what Tim wants, therefore Eric gargles Tim's balls.

by brink February 18, 2005

Gnargoyling

The act of drinking yourself into oblivion and hunting for and sleeping with a Gnargoyle. This self-destructive behavior is usually initiated as a bet and is almost always only accomplished after the phrase "You've got no balls!" is said to the individual attempting this act.

Guy 1: "I bet you won't jump on that Gnarg, Guy2!"
Guy 2: "Fuck no dude!"
Guy 3: "Guy2's got no balls!!"
Guy 2: "Fuck you guys I'm going in for the kill"
Guy 4: "That was really easy to get Guy 2 to go Gnargoyling."

by Asswipe Medic August 23, 2011

goon gargling

The act of having both goon (Australian boxed wine) and a man's testicles in ones mouth and gargling both simultaneously until the point of ejaculation. This is usually followed by the goon gargler swallowing both the goon and the man's sperm.

' this goonbag got me so fucking horny..fancy me some goon gargling tonight'

by goongargler2000 October 19, 2016

cum-gargling

To wash or rinse the throat or mouth with cum held in the throat and kept in motion by a stream of air from the lungs. Can be used as part of an insult to someone jokingly, or to a person of which this actually describes.

"Dude, you're such a cum-gargling gutter-slut!"

or

"Shut up you cum-gargling thunder-cunt!"

by Sam Worsham January 10, 2007

gargling pirate

the act of cuming in a girls mouth and then karate chopping her in the throat.

man i gave her a gargling pirate last night it was awesome

by barak July 16, 2004

dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.

Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls

by Alfonzo May 31, 2016

gargling

The partner fills their mouth with water and gargles it, and the male inserts his testicles into the water thats being gargled. (Note: Insert tesitcles one at a time in order to reduce the splash effect that would lower the water level in the mouth)

Last night it cost 500 dollars for the ho to start gargling my balls

by The Godpadre May 9, 2007