Gandalf Problem

In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."

Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.

by betterbeAWESOME December 5, 2011

Pulled-a-Gandalf

Whenever a girl and a guy are fooling around and things get very hot but all of the sudden she stops foreplay and does not allow penetration. Obviously the guy stops after her "Thou shall not pass!"

"Man I am really in need of having sex with her"

"Did you not have sex with her yesterday?"

"No, she Pulled-a-Gandalf"

by Atjetechnokatje May 28, 2009

gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

by God July 21, 2003

gandalfed

To be denied access to somewhere or something. Derived from Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers where Gandalf proclaims "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

"Pete couldn't get in Sophbeck because he didn't have any ID so got gandalfed by the bouncer"

by Pedro the square January 18, 2009

gandalf

one of the many Hobbit themed cocktails available at the pub of the same name, in Southampton. Contains vodka, archers, blue WKD and lemonade. Very refreshing. £3 for a pint. I love them far too much.

"Mine's a Gandalf, please"

by Jez March 7, 2005

ganal

Ganal, also known as gaynal, is a combination of gay and anal that refers to two men having anal sex with each other.
In simpler terms, gay anal sex.

"I heard Tim and Steve got together last night and had hardcore ganal."
"Really? I thought Tim was having ganal with Rob."

by Layne B May 18, 2008

Gandalf

All of the above.

Gandalf is the Mac Daddy of Middle Earth!

by Jeff Chislett June 2, 2004