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GAMBLERS DIET

When a gambler goes out to Las Vegas, Loses all his money on friday night, and has to barrow from friends or eat off used plates at the keno bar until sunday afternoon.
Carlos went to Vegas last weekend. He played Texas Hold em for a couple of hours and lost. So he moped around the rest of the weekend on a Gamblers Diet.
by Broke4real November 6, 2010
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gambled 'n lost/lose

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.
Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.
by Bill June 18, 2003
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Dice Gamble

A producer and Artist & Event Manager.
Known for his 2007 release "Bring Back The Raw vol.1" (hosted by DJ Vlad)

Dice manages artists: DVS, Mike Justice and represents super producer Soleternity (who's produced for Angie Stone, Bone Crusher, Saigon, G-UNIT and many more)

He is the founder of The Ulay Family
"Dice Gamble - Bring Back The Raw!!"
- tag line off BBTR vol. 1
by Ramzique October 8, 2008
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poop fart gamble

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.
by honkbert March 14, 2008
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gamble hole

A hole in a men's toilet wall which you stick your penis though hoping for a blowjob but not really knowing what is going to happen
I used that gamble hole at the toilets near the park, I thrust my knob though it and it went straight into this blokes eye, he thought it was a spy hole, he screamed I creamed , and what a mess
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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fart gamble

the risky decision to fart when there is a small chance the fart may turn into something more.
Shane took a real fart gamble when he passed gas at work the other day. The outcome couldn't of turned out any worse as the fart turned into fart lava.
by bigsmooth45 October 20, 2010
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riverboat gambler

alludes to one who takes undue risk, wagering on the outcomes of inconsequential events and activities either for money or out of compulsion
Sylvester bet me that the next automobile to pass on Route 66 would be a turquoise Chevy Colorado. He is a riverboat gambler.
by HeadsIwinTailsulose March 5, 2015
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