by Iceman929 March 04, 2008
A person who plays video games excessively each and every day, frequently allowing all their free time to be consumed by video games. These individuals frequently think they are smart, but are not as they spend all their time rotting their minds with video games rather than learning new skills. They are frequently quick to anger when losing on a video game because they have lost the ability to fully differentiate between games and reality. Most gamers are socially deficient and have "geek" or "nerd" qualities. Gamers are frequently virgins and rarely have any contact with the opposite sex. In the extremely rare case that a gamer somehow acquires a girlfriend, she usually leaves him within a few weeks after she learns that he is doomed to be a loser for the rest of his life because of his attachment to video games.
If you play video games excessively every day, you're a gamer. If you don't maybe you're not a gamer. If you don't agree with this definition, you can go fuck yourself.
by not found [Error 404] February 25, 2009
A person who sends death threats and sexually harasses women because they dared insulted their beloved hobby, the vidya. Made their true nature widely known during the 2014 #gamergate scandal, where they drove several prominent women out of the video game industry for hurting their feelings.
Example 1: At first it was suspected that the bomb in the journalist's house was the work of Al Quida, but when it became clear that the journalist in question covered video games, it was clear that it came from gamers.
Example 2: HOW DARE ANITA SARKEESIAN MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT HITMAN! I'LL MAKE THE BITCH PAY FOR EVER THINKING SHE COULD DEFAME THE HONOR OF GAMERS.
Example 2: HOW DARE ANITA SARKEESIAN MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT HITMAN! I'LL MAKE THE BITCH PAY FOR EVER THINKING SHE COULD DEFAME THE HONOR OF GAMERS.
by BrendantheJedi October 15, 2014
A chick that appeears to be into getting down and dirty.
by adam ffohniets December 15, 2005
Normies use it to denote someone who plays a lot of "console" or "pc" video games.
But a real "gamer" is someone who has gotten a "set" off of the SuperSmash Bros player named "Armada".
But a real "gamer" is someone who has gotten a "set" off of the SuperSmash Bros player named "Armada".
person1: I heard Mingee got a set off of Armada when they were at a bar together in Ann Arbor...
person2: Yea Mingee is such a Gamer!
person3: You know it!
person2: Yea Mingee is such a Gamer!
person3: You know it!
by gamer_verifier January 28, 2020
Someone who when they are with a group of their friends they sneak down into the basement and play Call of Duty 2 for Xbox 360, by themselves. Sometimes this person can eb called a pooner because they share the same qualities as a pooner would have.
Alex is such a gamer, last night at the party i couldn't find him for like an hour and it turned out he was alone, with the lights off, playing Call of Duty 2.
by -taters- July 30, 2006
the most manly person on this earth, all the girls want to be with this guy. If you're a gamer, you are the biggest chad to walk this earth
by Dom is a mega simp November 08, 2020