Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021
Get the Gerry News mug.when a guy is thrusted into a someone's boobs with so much intensity it is possible to bite it unintentionally.
"Bob totally pulled a Gerrit on Kenzie today!"
Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."
Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."
by flats117 December 7, 2009
Get the pulling a gerrit mug.1. she's sexy, and she knows it
2. a ridiculously hot woman that is always home alone because her beauty makes men think she already has a date. and so she has none.
3. a girl that you can get expert advice from. on any subject at all. thats right, she knows everything. all of it. really.
2. a ridiculously hot woman that is always home alone because her beauty makes men think she already has a date. and so she has none.
3. a girl that you can get expert advice from. on any subject at all. thats right, she knows everything. all of it. really.
"i wish i knew the answer."
"call Gerri, she'll know."
"you're so pretty. i hope you don't end up like Gerri!"
"yes, poor Gerri. so gorgeous, and so lonely..."
"i'm Gerri, and i know it."
"call Gerri, she'll know."
"you're so pretty. i hope you don't end up like Gerri!"
"yes, poor Gerri. so gorgeous, and so lonely..."
"i'm Gerri, and i know it."
by who's your mama July 3, 2014
Get the Gerri mug.The act of joining a group of people (in the street or at a party) and position yourself within the group in such a way that someone has to stare at your back and you thereby exclude this person from any conversation.
This act is mostly performed by potheads and slightly autistic- or socially inert people.
This act is mostly performed by potheads and slightly autistic- or socially inert people.
Dude! Go stand somewhere else you're totally gerritting me!
Look at that girl, she's totally gerritting the other guy. I guess she didn't like it that he couldn't hold his bart..
person 1: What did Kay say about it?
person 2: I dont know, I was unable to finish my story 'cause Florian totally gerritted me with his fat body and started telling Bart about his poop in the fridge..
person 1: Lame...
Look at that girl, she's totally gerritting the other guy. I guess she didn't like it that he couldn't hold his bart..
person 1: What did Kay say about it?
person 2: I dont know, I was unable to finish my story 'cause Florian totally gerritted me with his fat body and started telling Bart about his poop in the fridge..
person 1: Lame...
by barting fag with a huge jort October 27, 2010
Get the gerrit mug.Where a political party proclaims a mandate after clearly losing an election, because by the use of gerrymandering they managed to retain control of the House of Representatives. When if anything near a reasonable redistricting system would of been in place, they would of easily of lost that control.
In the 2012 Presidential election, Republicans maintained control of the House of Representatives even though they lost states like Ohio and got less of the congressional votes. However, because of abusive gerrymandering in Ohio, they ended up with 12 of the 16 congressional seats available in the state. When afterwards they claimed to have their own "mandate" from the voters, they only really had a gerrymandate, because they actually got less votes in the House of Representatives than the Democrats did and kept control by gaming the system, not because it was the will of the voters.
by Hauntedsoup November 9, 2012
Get the gerrymandate mug.A very cool name attached to an even cooler person. A type of person usually found at a hippie hostel while traveling around the world, surrounded by tons of girls drooling over him. They typically study something impressive and humanitarianly oriented, like Medicine, and they live abroad pursuing their dream. Gerrits are sexy heartbreakers, so attractive and manly they will melt your panties. But they are so much more than just hotties, they are incredibly smart and profound, committed to the world and the people they choose to be in their lives. They are honest, ambitious, open-minded and have great ethics. They are eager to try new things, explore, grow and improve themselves. They are amazingly loyal friends, always there for you before you even ask for it, and just fun to be around. Romantically, they will simply rock your world. They are rare to find and hard to catch so lock them down while you can! In general, they are the kind of people that just change your life for good.
Anna: Were you at that dnb festival last weekend?
Lisa: Omg yes! Met this super hot German guy, named Gerrit. I kept hitting on him but he didn't even realize. So cute!!
Lisa: Omg yes! Met this super hot German guy, named Gerrit. I kept hitting on him but he didn't even realize. So cute!!
by Tera21 December 9, 2016
Get the Gerrit mug.A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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