G.A.B.S.

Generally Acceptable Boning Standards - Although each guy has unique tastes in women, almost every guy can agree on generally acceptable standards which deem a woman worthy to have sex with.

- Even though I prefer skinny blondes, that thick brunette is definitely within G.A.B.S.

- I was so drunk last night I slept with a girl that is definitely not within G.A.B.S.

by Mofomagic January 2, 2012

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

B.F.G.(s)

Big F**kin' Gun(s)

He took out these B.F.G.s and went crazy.

by Chewy November 7, 2003

B.A.G'S

Acronym meaning "Black ass girls". A "b.a.g" is a ghetto black girl. B.a.g's are usually loud, annoying, black females who stand out in a crowd.

"Omg dude there's a freaking group of b.a.g's across the street."

by FlameKid676 May 23, 2010

G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T

Greatest Queef-Ass Beeyotch of All Time

Benji is a G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T!

by G.O.A.T February 23, 2003

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

The act of being very forgetful.

my girlfriend forgot to give me a goodbye kiss. She is such s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

by s_t17 May 14, 2008