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Footpaw

Also known as a hind paw. It is a foot of an animal, or can be used within the furry fandom as well. It resembles the paw of an animal, with humanlike foot qualities, such as flat bottomed, five toes, etc. Fetishes have been tied with this word in the past, but not many find them appealing.
Look at that fox's cute footpaws.
by foxkitt October 27, 2012
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sausage footprint

a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.

Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0

Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 homo, one girl and one chud. His sausage footprint is equal to 3.
by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009
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footpussy

when you use a chicks feet to make an orifice suitable for thrusting your tubesteak into, youve made a footpussy. may also be used to describe crangs body
her footpussy has toejam on it; thats one rank ass footpussy; blast that bodyless brain!
by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008
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Footpedalist

A person who has to play just the foot pedal on Rock Band due to an unskilled drumming friend.
Mike: Hey, lets play Rock Band.
Chris: Ok, dibs on drums, but you need to be my footpedalist.
Mike: Fine, but shouldn't you learn to use the footpedal since you are a drummer in a band?
by mikeekim91 October 11, 2008
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Footpilled

The state of consciousness that comes along with the realization that feet are the only true source of sexual and pornographic pleasure. Though the initial realization is sexual in nature, the state of being is all encompassing, and can affect a person's entire worldview.
"why is Matt putting that entire orange in his mouth?"
"he's footpilled, you wouldn't understand."
by gb013 August 26, 2020
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footpoint

A phrase used by confused salespeople in place of the more commonly heard 'Foot Print'. Normally used when they start to panic because they have realised the product they are pitching is a load of wank and they can no longer remember any real words.
Bob: 'We can significantly reduce your commercial footpoint....'
Alice: 'What are you blathering about? Speak English man.'
Nav: 'Won't somebody free me from this footpoint?'
by Snorage1 October 4, 2013
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Footprint

When you're making out with a woman and you get an erection and your pre-cum leaves wet spots on your pants.
Bro I was making out with Shirly last night and I was mad footprintin
by the_real_brian_c April 14, 2020
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