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futenis

a futenis (penis futon)- a futon that is perdendicular to your bed, and is for your enormously large penis. At the end of the futon is a pillenis (penis pillow) for the head of the penis, but a pillenis is totally optional.
A.T. needs a futenis for his unit.
or
Allbee has a futenis in his room... wow
by fjeldy November 7, 2006
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Futey

A fat girl that is a cutey
Damn bro, Tara is such a futey, I would totally hit that!
by Jay Pazzaz February 18, 2010
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futerbate

Yeah me and my boy were futerbating last night.
by Hajabajoobi August 31, 2003
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futerama

"Hey i love futerama "
"What did you just say"
"Futerama"
"Its FUTURAMA"
by Byte my 8 bit mettel ass March 11, 2017
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Futer

I have futer
by Nopomegranatessssss January 5, 2019
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Futerl

Futerl is a cosy word for cunt in German speaking areas:
If you wanna know how it taste just smell on oyster sauce.
Oh look, there is a bunch of nice futerl around here.
by mrdoubleyou January 27, 2020
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futegrijism

When someone is really concerned and/or trying to impose/restrict/ban certain behaviors that other people engage in.
This comes from the romanian sarcastic phrase "Ce te fute pe tine grija ce fac eu?", which means roughly "Why is worry fucking you about what i'm doing?". This phrase was somewhat popular in the 90s in urban settings but is very rarely used nowadays.
Sunt multi bolnavi de futegrijism care vor sa interzica fumatul. ( Many futegrijism suferers want to ban smoking. )
Partidul ala e plin de futegrijism. ( That political party is full of futegrijism )
by lone_wolf32 October 21, 2020
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