furnishphopia

Falling in love with an inanimate object/s and having sextual affair wit it

Psychologist- hey Bethenny nice to meet so you come her with the immediate attention that you might be a furnishphopia

Bethanny- yes that correct I have fallen in love with my door

Psychologist- yes that is correct

by Jailos January 12, 2019

Furnass

Furnace + Ass. When the release of flatulence is incredibly hot, feeling as though it is roughly 10-20 degrees celsius hotter than the body temperature of the person releasing it. Typically, Furnass releases are completely silent and smell worse than anything the natural world can produce.

"Sorry, James, I have ridiculous Furnass right now."
"I know, Tyler. I've been smelling it for the last hour."

by He Who Has Smelled Furnass February 23, 2021

fernissuperior

hot sexy and amazing, everyone loves him and they are so cool- best tiktoker i know and super handsome. i want him to date me so so bad please notice me fernissuperior please youre so cool and amazing

angel is obsessed with fernissuperiors content, i mean who isnt?!?

by fernishot September 11, 2021

Furnisexual

A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to furnishings.

Despite his claims that he did not have sexual relations with that couch, everyone knows that deep down J.D. Vance is secretly a Furnisexual.

by PleaseWriteYourNameHere August 18, 2024

Askam in Furness

If u were to want to go to a nice costal town were everyone is cousins and sells no dna testers because if end up at this shit tip of a place u are a window licker of want to get in on some of the incest sex in askam All u have to do is go to a park we’re u will find many nonces looking to snatch up kids

If u ever went on one of the suns £5 holidays you would end up here where u would inevitably be shanked as u get of the train for ur money so the shady bloke can go buy some fags at the local shop for his gang of 6 yr olds . Askam In Furness lovely place visit now .

by Barrow in Furness May 12, 2019