funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

funniest joke in the world

you.

“dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

funness

FUNNESS: considerably larger degree of fun or enjoyment

speed + car = funness!!!

Speed=208MPH
Car=2006 Gemballa Avalanche GTR
Funness of it all=just getting in the car!

by Micah Miller November 28, 2006

funniest faggot

A gay male that despite their homosexuality has a great sense of humor and is funny as shit

Neil Patrick Harris is the funniest faggot he's fuckin hilarious in Harold & Kumar

by godchef July 25, 2010

Funniest Drunk

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.

That Bobby Leane is one of the Funniest Drunk.

by drunkwithnaggan March 29, 2011

3rd funniest

The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.

Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

funnyester

Very very funny. A total comeback when someone says "you're funnyest!"
Very good thing as well (if you didn't figure it out).

Coco - "You're funny!"
Kim - "You're funnyer!
Coco - "You're funnyest!"
Kim - "You're funnyester!"

by totalloser101 March 19, 2011