fuckwit

a person with mental capabilities about 0.1% the power of a halfwit.

"If I wasn't suck a fuckwit, I could do percentages and shit"

by Tolle Lege March 28, 2012

Fuckwitisation

1. (n.) When fuckwits are put into positions of authority and impose their style of fuckwittery upon an organisation.

-fuckwitisation (n.) The ongoing process of being fuckwitised.

The management decision was all a part of the on-going fuckwitisation of the organisation.

by niks4 April 22, 2009

Social Fuckwitery

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit

"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "

by Jasmay November 25, 2013

Cluster fuckwittery

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse

You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019

fuckwitch

a less than appealing female who gulls a male into fornication with her, when he would not normally do so and after which, he regrets.

you: man, you drink like a sissy.
buddy #1: yeah well at least i didn't fuck charlotte, that bitch is nasty.
buddys #2,3,4 and 5: hahahahaha
you: that doesn't count man, that fuckwitch raped me.

by keith rebelo April 27, 2004

Fukitol

A medicinal pill which allows the one who takes it to forget all their worries and fears. Usually taken by high school and college students who don't want to pull all-nighters.

"Dude, Fukitol!"

by TheBigMellon February 11, 2009

fuckwittage

One who screws with people's emotions.

When person C asks out person L while person T is going out with C, Person C is emotional fuckwittage.

by Michelle October 2, 2003