Skip to main content

Fuddle Buddy

The half way point between Friends With Benefits( Fuck buddies) and cuddle buddies.

There is no talking about the future, you guys are just enjoying the here and now. You aren't really dating though, sure you guys are exclusive and still do relationship things like watch TV, hold hands, massages, and have mind-blowing sex but with no title or thinking of a future because you aren't sure what the relationship will become.
Friend: You want to hang out tonight?

You: Nah, dawg I'm hanging with my fuddle buddy tonight. Still not sure what we are.
by Hot as vagina June 6, 2019
mugGet the Fuddle Buddymug.

mucking fuddle

The Gordon Brown five mucking fuddle test of euro entry.
by graham dungworth June 9, 2003
mugGet the mucking fuddlemug.

Fuddle Duddlin'

meaning "fucking".; deriving from the two words "Fuddle Duddle" meany "fuck you" or "fuck off"
Bob: "Hey Joe, whats goin on?"
Joe: "Fuddle Duddlin' around"
Bob: "Sounds fun"
Joe: "Oh, fuddle duddle"
Bob: "What?"
Joe: "Fuddle Duddle"
Bob: "Aight"
Joe: "What a fuddle duddlin' idiot"
by __DarkCloudz October 24, 2004
mugGet the Fuddle Duddlin'mug.

Fuddle-Duddle

An elderly person who is slow, confused or just doesn't care about getting out of people's way. They may be nice and all, but they constantly stop while merging on the highway, stop in the middle of an isle of a store and stare blankly or they refuse to allow anyone in front of them in lines even though they aren't even sure why they're there in the first place. I have nothing against Fuddle-duddles, but please get out of my way as I'm usually in a rush and I need to be places now.
"I have to pick up some Advil, I'll only be....oh no! Get out of the way! No, over here! This way! Oh c'mon, look at me...PLEASE!!! Honestly, these Fuddle-duddles! Argh!!!"

All the while, this elderly woman is sitting on her walker, in the middle of the ONLY parking spot in the entire lot, trying to read her receipt she got from buying her groceries to make sure she wasn't jipped that five cents. Then when she finally looks up and notices you trying to be patient, she gives you the one-fingered salute and proceeds to ever so slowly make her way to her car which is parked at an angle, taking up two spots instead of one. :(
by Captain Loloch February 19, 2022
mugGet the Fuddle-Duddlemug.

bundle of fuddle

The phenomena that occurs when a group of individuals travel to small towns for short trips. Drinking alcohol usually coincides with a bundle of fuddle and the following day tends to be humorous and result in newly created words and jokes.
everyone can use a good bundle of fuddle from time to time
by cheesebun December 6, 2011
mugGet the bundle of fuddlemug.

Fuddle

To be uncommonly clear minded.
Opposite of befuddle.
Man that dude is pimp! I aint never seen noone so fuddled. He must do rocket sugery
by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004
mugGet the Fuddlemug.

fuddle yourself up

"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.

The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.

Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.
Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.

If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.
by ernest fuser November 23, 2010
mugGet the fuddle yourself upmug.

Share this definition