Fucktangle

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fucktard

A contraction of "fucking retard".

fucking + retard = fucktard

by cm476 November 7, 2002

Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.

"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007

Fucktacular

Adj: Word used to convey a feeling of complete awe; wonder; amazement. Word was coined in the early 2000's by joining 'Fucking Spectacular' into a much easier and shorter word, 'fucktacular'.

Adj: "Watching the New England Patriots win their 2nd Superbowl Championship in 3 years was a truly fucktacular moment."

by Tom Armet October 8, 2004

Fucktardicle

A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.

People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.

by Glitchi February 5, 2010

fucktardcontest

A competition to see who can be the most fucktarded.

Dave was headbutting the fridge to win the fucktardcontest.

The X factor is a fucktardcontest

by Dave the man June 30, 2008

fucktasizing

to indulge in inappropriate daydreaming about someone (or something), generally with sexual intent.

- Girl 1: I saw you playing pocket pool during class!
- Girl 2: oh yeah, I initially sat in the front to get a good grade, but I ended up fucktasizing about the teacher the whole time.
- Girl 1: Yea, oh yea.

- Guy 1: I got stoned last night and ended up getting the most epic ass munchies ever, but I didn't have any food in the house. I got desperate and ended up fucktasizing about apple pie and like 20 KFC double downs.
- Guy 2: Doooooood.

by totfather December 10, 2012