"So, how was taking care of your girlfriend's kid?"
"
Oh, it was absolutely funtacular. You should have seen how happy I was when they said I couldn't ride any of the rides with the baby in my arms."
"A baby? Why would she send you to the amusement
park with a baby?"
"I have no clue. I guess she thinks
babies like sleeping in amusement parks."
"Dude, have you ever considered that she hates you?"
"Yeah... I know... but it's my kid,
man."
"Ah shit. That must be funtacular living with her."