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Finnish Fuckshake

When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.
Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"

Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."

Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."
by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009
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fucksake

An expression of angry disbelief. A combination of the words "fuck's sake" that can be typed faster by removing the apostrophe and avoiding autocorrect while being texted.
For fucksake, did the "I'm with stupid" shirt he was wearing tell you anything?
by UrbanPoncho December 8, 2017
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Fuckalate

The group gathering of mass quantities of people with the intention of giving and recieving sexual pleasures with numerous involvement of others.
Dude! I just invited all of facebook to a fuckalate!!!
by you me my apt August 11, 2010
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FaceSlave

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.
Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.
by ghi07 July 20, 2012
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Fuckulate

To estimate your chances of copulating with someone.
Bob would carefully fuckulate over the dancers before making his move.

Loretta spent the day fuckulating over the UPS guy.
by Diveetz11 November 12, 2018
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Fucksaken

1) when the sake of the fuck, or the fuck itself has been quit or left entirely alone; abandoned; deserted; forgotten

2) to give up or renounce the fuck
1) She has fucksaken her husband by fucking the neighbor's teenage son!
2) He felt fucksaken by his wife, as she hadn't fucked him in more than two years.
by Dr. Spankenstein July 30, 2021
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Fuckstate

When something is really bad and shit is all over the place. People do not have a clue what is going on. And even Chris can't sort it out
This office is a fuckstate.

This restaurant is dirty, got my order wrong, the staff don't know what they're doing and they've charged me for 3 drinks I did not have. This place is a complete fuckstate
by Christophuk August 26, 2022
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